The Fate of the Furious – 2017
Director F. Gary Gray
Screenplay Chris Morgan
Starring Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges, Scott Eastwood, Nathalie Emmanuel, Elsa Pataky, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron
Don’t think that I don’t know that this series is as dumb as anything I have ever seen.
Don’t think I don’t want to see someone beaten like a Cherokee drum.
Don’t think that I don’t know that there is some serious man crushing going on between The Rock’s Hobbs and Statham’s Deckard.
Don’t think that it isn’t kind of cool to see all those cars fall from above in NYC.
Don’t think that it isn’t cool seeing Dom turn heel when they run out of story-lines.
Don’t think for a minute I can’t tell you’re trying to make Scott Eastwood a star eventually. And I hope it works well enough to give him a personality, too.
Don’t think I buy for a second that anyone who dies in this series is really dead. And the one guy who died outside the series will ever be shown as dead.
Don’t think I am any less tired of Tyrese Gibson’s Roman than I am of Dom “Meathead” Torretto.
Don’t think I don’t miss Sung Kang and Gal Gadot.
Don’t think I don’t know it’s not random choice that Theron’s Cipher makes when doling out punishment. It’s about as Random as Gadot dying just before her boyfriend Kang in part 6.
Don’t think I don’t enjoy watching The Rock kicking ass.We always need more Statham.
Don’t think I don’t enjoy watching Luda as a techno Wiz. I would buy anything he’s selling.
Don’t think that the snow chase isn’t as dumb as it is cool. More submarine, please.
Don’t think I can ever get enough of Helen Mirren.
Don’t think the laws of physics on this or any planet will apply.
Don’t think I don’t want to hear Roman stop yelling.
Don’t think any of this will ever make sense.
Don’t think that the grand master antagonist isn’t working for some other grand master antagonist in another movie down the line.
Don’t believe there won’t be a full immunity or full reinstatement at the end of every film.
Don’t think I don’t want to see Hobbs beat down Torretto.
Don’t think. It will all be better that way.