Ebert Did It Better: Gasbag Reviews

Listen to your friends: Avoid Cedar Rapids

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coolpapae
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Cedar Rapids – 2011

Directed by Miguel Artera

Starring Ed Helms, John C. Reilly, Anne Heche, Isiah Whitlock, Jr., Kurtwood Smith, Stephen Root, Sigourney Weaver, Alia Shawkat

Written by Phil Johnston

This from my friend Dean’s Facebook page yesterday.
Dean:

‎”CPE Does It Better”– Cedar Rapids is 1 hour and 28 minutes too long…Dean Ziegler gives Dean Mannen a bad name. Anne Heche as a red-head doesn’t fly. Ed Helms from the Office as Tim Lippy is a mild-mannered insurance geek who’s in love w/ Sigourney Weaver…and in need of a new hairstyle. I give it 1 /2 Chicken McNugget out of 5. No dipping sauce.


Yesterday at 1:48am ·

    • CPE: I was rather looking forward to this.

      Yesterday at 11:14am ·

    • Dean:  Save your money…and time.

      23 hours ago ·

    • CPE: But I already got it and I love Sigourney, too.

      22 hours ago ·

    • Dean: John C. Reilly as a foul-mouthed party animal…He had to really stretch for the role. I guess it’s not Hamlet after all…

      22 hours ago ·

    • CPE: Okay, I ignored your advice.  I didn’t make it past the pot smoking pipe in the car.  Can I use your post in my review?

      3 hours ago ·

    • Dean:  Sure thing…sorry, I was sleeping.
      about an hour ago ·
    • CPE:  I wish I could sleep now.   Something bad is growing inside of me.  I am afraid.

      20 minutes ago ·

(*1/2 out of *****)

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