Cast: Paul Bettany, Lucas Black, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne Palicki, Kate Walsh, Dennis Quaid, Kevin Durand
Written by: Peter Schink and Stewart
Rule #1527 – Lucas Black is a good actor that nobody knows.
Rule #1616- Never trust a diner that thinks a rare steak means still completely raw.
Rule #1617- Never trust an old lady named Gladys who will eat raw meat with flies all over it.
Rule#1643 – Charles S. Dutton is always the best thing about his movies.
Rule #1644 – The movies of Charles S. Dutton are always panned critically.
Rule #1842 – If Charles S. Dutton gives you an inspirational speech, you may die, but you will die valiantly.
Rule #2002 – Movies about besieged diners are required to have someone who is dumber than anyone you have ever met.
Rule #2003 – The closer Dennis Quaid gets to looking like his brother Randy, the worse it is for the movie.
Rule #2278 – Movies about Archangels and saviors play fast and loose with the facts.
Rule #2279 – Angel wings make real good defense against bullets, but not swords.
Rule #2280 – Only Kevin Durand could play a bad angel who is just following God’s orders.
Rule #3333 – A baby in a car without a car seat should do just fine if the car flips over 10 times. So should the mom who just gave birth.
Rule #5666- Following God’s orders apparently means you need to show mercy, even when God is not doing so.
Rule #5667- If God gets tired of the b.s., make sure you have a lot of bullets.
Rule # 5875 – Paul Bettany is enough to carry any film.
**1/2 out of *****