Tag: david hasselhoff
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Piranha 3DD is the best DD movie ever
Piranha 3DD – 2012 Director John Gulager Starring Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Koechner, Chris Zylka, Katrina Bowden, Gary Busey, Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff Screenplay Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunston, Joel Soisson “Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.” Piranha 3DD is like the people who arrive at the party when most of the cool…
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CPE and Em (and El): Hop is for those who prefer the visual equivalent of corn syrup
Hop – 2011 Directed by Tim Hill Starring James Mardsen, Kaley Couoco, Gary Cole, Elizabeth Perkins, Russell Brand (voice/cameo), Chelsea Handler, David Hasselhoff, Voices Hugh Laurie, Hank Azaria Screenplay by Ken Daurio, Brian Lynch, Cinco Paul I am getting pretty tired of Russell Brand. It probably happened for me about the same time it did with Katy…
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