Hit and Run – 2012
Written and Directed by Dax Shepard (also directed by David Palmer)
Starring Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Kristin Chenoweth, Bradley Cooper, Tom Arnold
- No one should have to see a tattoo to start a movie, especially a really bad one.
- Why would Veronica Mars even let Dax Shepard touch her?
- Who would ever dare give Tom Arnold a gun, even a fake one?
- Who thinks that their movie needs Tom Arnold in it? Isn’t Roseanne retired?
- So Dax Shepard is a very literate ex-criminal? I guess I can buy that one.
- I would love to be interviewed by Kristin Chenoweth.
- I would love to hear Kristin Chenoweth talk, sing, cough, laugh, snort, etc…
- Charles Bronson is a great name for someone in the Witness Protection Program.
- I think Charles Bronson’s car is obnoxious and tits. Perfect for a douche bag.
- So he built it with his Dad…
- The Pouncer app sounds repulsive. Not a great ad for gay living. Oh wait, it’s a movie.
- Dax Shepard was lucky enough to score Bradley Cooper on the way up.
- With that hair, maybe he’s on the way down.
- “Fags” is back to being a bundle of sticks. For real.
- I guess one reason to have Tom Arnold along is that he is more than happy to do anything. Anything at all. No pride.
- The is a road trip film. After a half hour they are still in town.
- It’s okay to do the white girl / black girl thing, especially if you are not a white guy.
- Teaching a lesson about dog food doesn’t often involve gunplay and dragging a man in a tank top…unless you’re crazy.
- Even if he is wearing the tank top ironically.
- So, you’re into conflict resolution and you call the people attracted to a car a rapist?
- Such philosophical wisdom from someone with bad hair and an inability to find a razor…
- Do swingers always have to be old and fat?
- So much stress for a guy who is such a free spirit. Seems more like an actor living in L.A.
- A gay county Sheriff can be good fun, but it seems like it will be fun for Tom Arnold.
- Loving someone would not stop me from determining who they were or what kind of crime he plea bargained out of.
- A good Mambo Kings song makes any situation involving blood something fun.
- Of course we have to see the swingers again, because it’s not enough to beat a dead horse just once.
- That whole speech about the keyless entry is pretty sweet.
- Who’s the guy in the suit?
- The argument with Bell in the car during the car chase seems like it evolved from a therapist’s couch, in Hollywood.
- They always hit the side mirror.
- Tom Arnold must suffer, and look stupid doing so.
- Pedophile = KKK = Bank Robber? Only in a script.
- “If you forgot, just ask your previous shirt…” Good line.
- So, what does one expect when they hear they have to be somewhere by 4pm?
- Talking about gay rape kind of supersedes whether it was racist to wonder who did it.
- “I think of all Asians as women…” and that doesn’t get a racist flag?
- So much quibbling…only West Coast living.
- This film needs more Beau Bridges, less Tom Arnold.
- Beau Bridges out digging or out fighting anyone? Only because it’s in a bad script.
- I haven’t seen a dune buggy chase since, well, ever.
- It was nice to see Arnold hit something with the revolver.
- No resolution talk should have political correctness as the primary focus.
- Nice cameo by for the Federales.
- I am tired of the political correctness of this script.
- No fair using Pete Townshend to end the movie, a-holes.
(**1/2 out of *****)
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