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What do they sell over there?…Eat Pray Love
Eat Pray Love Director – Ryan Murphy Starring – Julia Roberts, Billy Crudup, James Franco, Richard Jenkins, Javier Bardem, Viola Davis, Christine Hakim Screenplay by – Ryan Murphy, Jennifer Salt based on the story by Elisabeth Gilbert There are many times in the midst of watching Eat Pray Love that I feel myself wanting to…
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Please let this be the Last Song
The Last Song Directed by Julie Ann Robinson Starring Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth, Kelly Preston, Bobby Coleman Written by Nicholas Sparks, Jeff Van Wie I get tired of people giving Miley Cyrus the grief, even if she is not the greatest actor, she is a decent singer. This movie is not her fault.…
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Jude Law is one of the self-loathing Repo Men
Repo Men Directed by Miguel Sapochnik Starring Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Alice Braga, Liev Schreiber, John Leguizamo From the opening scene, when Law as Remy easily “collects” on a man who is past due on an organ of some kind, you can tell where this movie is going. He is good at what he does,…
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Del Toro’s The Wolfman – The Delays Were for Good Reason
The Wolfman Director Joe Johnston Starring Benecio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Hugo Weaving Seven directors were attached to this film, since it was announced to be made in March 2006. Only two were seriously considered, but with talent of the likes of Frank Darabont and Martin Campbell left on the sidelines, one wonders…
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The Fourth Kind…of a waste of time
Director: Olatunde Osunsanmi Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Will Patton, Charlotte Milchard In a good English language movie, such as A Perfect Getaway, Milla Jovovich’s acting is transparent. She does not add to the movie, does not distract, and lets the professionals carry the movie. In this way, she is much like Penelope Cruz.…
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