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  • Moonrise Kingdom: I get it. I just don’t care.

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    Moonrise Kingdom – 2012 Director Wes Anderson Starring Jared Gilman, Kara Howard, Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Bob Balaban Screenplay Anderson and Roman Coppola The only Wes Anderson movies I own are The Life Aquatic… and The Fantastic Mr. Fox.  According to Rotten Tomatoes, the former is his…

  • Safe for nobody, except one

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    Safe – 2012 Written and Directed by Boaz Yakin Starring Jason Statham, Catherine Chan, Chris Sarandon, Robert John Burke, James Hong, Anson Mount Mob war with bad cops in the midst.  An ex-cop, ex-boxer and rumored garbage collector.  A little Asian girl who is a math prodigy.  If it were any more improbable, it would be the…

  • Setup: Finally, a rapper who can’t act

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    Setup – 2011 Directed by Mike Gunther Starring 50 Cent, Ryan Phillippe, Bruce Willis, Jenna Dewan, Brett Granstaff, Randy Couture, Will Yun Lee, James Remar, Susie Abromeit Written by Gunther and Mike Berman Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson seems like a nice guy.  And with Setup, a movie he helped to produce, one can tell that…