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Twixt: Coppola misfiring on all cylinders

Aug 20, 2013

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Twixt – 2013 Written and Directed by Francis Ford Coppola Starring Val Kilmer, Elle Fanning, Joanne Whalley, Bruce Dern, Ben Chaplin, David Paymer Elle Fanning never saw it coming. A chance to work with one of the most acclaimed directors of the latter half of the 20th century, and she should likely jump at the chance.…

The Master of none

Feb 26, 2013

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in 0 Stars, Drama, Movie Reviews

The Master – 2012 Written and Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Ambyr Childers, Jesse Plemmons, Rami Malek, Laura Dern I tried, folks. It sucked. This is what you get when you start writing with no end in mind, using stories of drunkenness in the Navy from Jason Robards and…

The Devil Inside: What the hell?

Jan 14, 2012

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in 0 Stars, Horror, Movie Reviews

The Devil Inside – 2012 Directed by William Brent Bell Starring Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley Written by Bell & Matthew Peterman I think I am done with the exorcism thing. I also think I am done with the “found footage” thing. I’m sure that I have had it with “The Catholic Church is…

The Tourist, or how I learned to stop caring and hate this movie

Jun 25, 2011

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in 0 Stars, Movie Reviews, Mystery / Thriller, Ratings

The Tourist – 2010 Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck Starring Angelia Jolie, Johnny Depp, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton, Steven Berkoff, Rufus Sewell, Christian De Sica Written by von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie, Julian Fellowes Early on in the movie Splash, we are introduced to the late John Candy’s character when he bursts forth from his…

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Twixt: Coppola misfiring on all cylinders

The Master of none

The Devil Inside: What the hell?

The Tourist, or how I learned to stop caring and hate this movie