Ebert Did It Better: Gasbag Reviews

Tag: Kal Penn

Smile (****) wears its trauma bravely

Sep 29, 2022

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coolpapae

in 4 Stars, CPE, Horror, Movie Reviews

It’s quite remarkable to think that this is the first full length feature of the writer/director. It’s even harder to believe I have never seen or heard of Sosie Bacon until today.
Phoning it Long Distance: Bruce Willis’ VOD / Redbox Era

May 26, 2021

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by

coolpapae

in 0.5 Stars, 1 Star, 1.5 Stars, 2 Stars, 2.5 Stars, 3 Stars, Action, Essays, Lists, Movie Reviews

The older he gets, the more it feels like he gave up trying long ago. If this slate of films is considered art of any kind, then I don’t know crap about film. I only know these films qualify as crap.