Author: coolpapae
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Corner Gas, Episode 36: The Littlest Yarbo
The Writers – Brent Butt & Mark Farell Director – Jeff Beesley A brief synopsis – The new fire fighters David and Carol are rubbing Davis and Karen the wrong way. Hank is sure that he has met a TV star from 20 years ago. Oscar can’t avoid the same star, or Emma, who wants him to take…
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Total Recall remakes Mars into Australia
Total Recall – 2012 Director Len Wiseman Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsdale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, John Cho, Bill Nighy, Dylan Scott Smith, Bokeem Woodbine, Screenplay Kurt Wimmer, Mark Bomback, based on the original script by Dan O’Bannon, Ronald Shusett based on the story “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale” by Philip K. Dick “If I’m not me, then who the hell am…
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Forgotten Gem: Cool Hand Luke is the man
Cool Hand Luke – 1967 Director Stuart Rosenberg Starring Paul Newman, George Kennedy, Strother Martin, Dennis Hopper, Wayne Rogers, Jo Van Fleet, J.D. Cannon, Clifton James, Harry Dean Stanton, Lou Antonio, Morgan Woodward, Joe Don Baker, Ralph Waite, Joy Harmon, Anthony Zerbe, Luke Askew Screenplay Donn Pearce, Frank Pierson “Sometimes nothin’ is a pretty cool hand.” In many…
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Corner Gas, Episode 35: Will and Brent
The Writers – Brent Butt & Kevin White Director – Rob De Lint A brief synopsis – Brent gets the cold shoulder from Oscar and Emma when he suggests that they should get a will. Hank tries to help. Wanda does not. Karen and Davis debate over how to spend the budget. Their choice has an effect on…
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Savages: Oliver Stone is just average weird
Savages – 2012 Director – Oliver Stone Starring Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Salma Hayek, John Travolta, Benicio del Toro Screenplay Don Winslow, Shane Salermo and Stone based on the Novel Savages by Winslow Somewhere along about 1994, Oliver Stone was lost to me. He’d been weird before that, with The Doors, and history-challenged JFK. Then came…
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The Watch shoots mostly blanks
The Watch – 2012 Directed by Akiva Schaffer Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Rosemarie DeWitt, Richard Ayoade, R. Lee Ermey, Will Forte, Billy Crudup Screenplay by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Jared Stern A few weeks after the marketing campaign began for The Neighborhood Watch, a tragedy occurred in Florida that created a huge national stir. That…
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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World): Just end it already
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World – 2012 Writer and Director Lorene Scafaria Starring Steve Carell, Kiera Knightley, William Peterson, Melanie Lynskey, Adam Brody, Derek Luke, Connie Britton, Patton Oswalt, Rob Corddry, Martin Sheen, Nancy Carell, Mark Moses, T.J. Miller Okay, so it’s the end of the world and everybody is acting nuts. Except Dodge…
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The Apparition: The only thing we have to fear is bad cinema
The Apparition – 2012 Written and Directed by Todd Lincoln Starring Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan, Tom Felton, Juliana Guill, Luke Pasqualino, Suzanne Ford There are lots of dumb aspects to The Apparition: The acting: There are plenty of decent actors in the film. Felton spent the better part of a decade being one of the nemeses of Harry Potter.…
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The Office: Episode 171 – Dwight Christmas
Written by Robert Padnick Directed by Charles McDougall A brief synopsis – It’s a Schrute German Christmas! Darryl wants Jim to remember him when he goes to Philadelphia. Erin learns about Die Hard from Pete. Andy decides to stay a while in the Caribbean. Toby finds someone that is interested in him. The best line – Dwight: Excuse me. I…
Ebert Did It Better: Gasbag Reviews 