Maggie (***) Slowest Zombie Apocalypse Ever

The overall feeling of the film works for one viewing, but it sure draws out its 95 minutes.

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Vampire Academy Action, Exposition, Action, Exposition vomit.

  Vampire Academy - 2014 Director Mark Waters Starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Danila Kozlovsky, Gabriel Byrne, Dominic Sherwood, Joely Richardson, Olga Kurylenko, Sarah Hyland Screenplay by Daniel Waters based on the book by Richelle Mead There is a moment in the hyper-kinetic story Vampire Academy when, in the midst of some crucial exposition between the two protagonists, a crow flies … Continue reading Vampire Academy Action, Exposition, Action, Exposition vomit.

Red Lights: There mostly to annoy

Red Lights - 2012 Written and Directed by Rodrigo Cortés Starring Sigourney Weaver, Elizabeth Olson, Cillian Murphy, Robert DeNiro, Joely Richardson, Toby Jones, Leonardo Sbaraglia One of the worst possible scenes anyone can do is to flip out in front of a television while watching someone or some thing.  If they are doing this in front of someone, … Continue reading Red Lights: There mostly to annoy

Anonymous: Hey, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

Anonymous - 2011 Directed by Roland Emmerich Starring Rhys Ifans, Vanessa Redgrave, Joely Richardson, David Thewlis, Xavier Samuel, Sebastian Armesto, Rafe Spall, Edward Hogg, Jamie Campbell Bower Written by  John Orloff I've never been a fan of Shakespeare.  It was hoisted upon my unsuspecting and inexperienced childhood in such a way as to feel like … Continue reading Anonymous: Hey, is that Bill Shakespeare over there?