Tag: Johnathon Schaech
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Phoning it Long Distance: Bruce Willis’ VOD / Redbox Era
The older he gets, the more it feels like he gave up trying long ago. If this slate of films is considered art of any kind, then I don’t know crap about film. I only know these films qualify as crap.
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The Night Clerk (*) – Read more, read less
This movie shouldn’t really be watched, unless you just want to help pay some royalties to people you like.
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Day of the Dead: Bloodline (no stars): In the spirit of Romero
Back to Romero and his legacy. The producers who were behind Texas Chainsaw 3D made this film the way they did to keep as close to the spirit of his work. In this respect, they are close to the mark. Romero didn’t make that good of films either, even if he did have a decent…
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Phantom: That clunking you hear is not the sub
Phantom – 2013 Writer and Director Todd Robinson Starring Ed Harris, David Duchovny, William Fichtner, Lance Henriksen, Johnathon Schaech, Julian Adams, Jason Beghe There is a point at the beginning of Phantom where the boat crew is prepping K-129 for its last mission. As we get exposition from many of the principal cast members, we see nameless crewmen pulling endless amounts of…
Ebert Did It Better: Gasbag Reviews 